I cannot recall ever having been so relieved to let go of a ‘goal’.
I can’t believe I’ve outlived James Dean.I thought for sure I’d be dead by 25.
Why am I just hearing now that Hannibal wasn’t nominated for a single Emmy Award?!
Who in the sweet fuck swung that one; that must have cost them quite a bit.
What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he doesn’t have any additional expenses. This is a reward. He’s getting a $250,000 reward for murdering an unarmed black kid, two days away from starting college, in broad daylight.
Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.